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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Mama to @Epic_Yoda &amp; a part of the #EpicWeirdos.  Owner of Petticoat Parlor {@PettiPar} &amp; one wild and crazy gal. 

This account is for RP fun only.  None of the people or places really exist just having some fun. 

None of the pictures are mine.  I just post what I find and what I like.</description><title>PetticoatMel</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @petticoatmel)</generator><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>davidtennantssideburns:

bholibhaali:

Doctor Who confession: I find there is nothing in the world...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://davidtennantssideburns.tumblr.com/post/49329917212/bholibhaali-doctor-who-confession-i-find-there"&gt;davidtennantssideburns&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bholibhaali.tumblr.com/post/47400493540/doctor-who-confession-i-find-there-is-nothing-in"&gt;bholibhaali&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Doctor Who confession: I find there is nothing in the world more attractive than David Tennant’s side burns.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;well hello there&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/42a7f633ec54de77fcd4fd5837508c59/tumblr_inline_mm3mgxW9Z51qz4rgp.gif"/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;*melts* Holy freakin wink, Batman!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/51177339818</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/51177339818</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 18:12:33 -0400</pubDate><category>shows</category></item><item><title> </title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/16d846a197ee5faf043ff282683a37e5/tumblr_mn84bhRliQ1rwuj4qo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://callmetinman.tumblr.com/post/51165665705/do-i-give-you-butterflies-inmygildedcage"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/51174607031</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/51174607031</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 17:35:15 -0400</pubDate><category>beautiful</category><category>random</category></item><item><title>Well that’s kinda hot *laughs*</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1ea35a43ae25e175242acf6acf7485b3/tumblr_mlxgzmPBrd1r7z6ppo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Well that’s kinda hot *laughs*&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/51161146168</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/51161146168</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 14:20:54 -0400</pubDate><category>random</category></item><item><title>bwhahahahahaha!  OMG!  That’s awesome!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/47e27992a8df9260c7c9e87b4908f6d5/tumblr_mn0kw0uydL1rqijjgo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d4db62fcf41b05552b06b3c8aa2f81f/tumblr_mn0kw0uydL1rqijjgo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;bwhahahahahaha!  OMG!  That’s awesome!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/51161010008</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/51161010008</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 14:18:32 -0400</pubDate><category>funny</category><category>quotes</category></item><item><title>@AllegedlyChance @PlayingMyWay
Coconut Macaroons FTW!…Or...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9dbe32a20c96320baf80abe80a3cd44b/tumblr_mn7fdhzqaW1ry06bio1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@AllegedlyChance @PlayingMyWay&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Coconut Macaroons FTW!…Or is it?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;span&gt;*As &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/Epic_Yoda"&gt;&lt;span&gt;@&lt;/span&gt;Epic_Yoda&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; plays in the living room, I decide today is a good day to make cookies. It’s been a while and I figured what the hell. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;I go into the kitchen, grabbing a mixing bowl out of the cupboard then stops* Hmm…what kind should I make *I grab my book of recipes &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;flipping through the pages seeing what catches my attention. That’s when I saw them and my mouth began to water* Macaroons. Mmmm. Yup! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Those are the cookie of choice today! *giggles as I begin to grab all the ingredients I would need. I add everything into the bowl, then I &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;crack the egg open and start separating it. Suddenly, I became very nocuous. I immediately bring my hand to my mouth and close my eyes, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;slowly breathing through my nose and slowly letting it out through my mouth into my hand, thinking to myself “please don’t throw up. Please &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;don’t throw up.” Finally it passes and I let my hand down* Dear God. That sucked. Stupid raw egg smell. I place the egg white into the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;egg white into the bowl and mix it around quickly before I feel I can smell it again* Phew! That’s better *laughs and shakes my head &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;at the situation. I’ve always hated the raw egg smell, but it’s never effected me in that way before. I shrug it off and go back to making &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;the macaroons, adding the last ingredient, coconut. As I add it in, my mouth begins to water* Mmm…coconut. I love coconut. *I give &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;everything one last mix and start rolling out the little macaroon balls onto my cookie sheet, reaching over and preheating the oven* &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*after a little while, the oven is preheated and I finish rolling out all the macaroons onto a cookie sheet, I place them into the oven &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;and set the timer,wiping my hands together with a smile* There! Now we wait *goes into the living room and sits on the floor with &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/Epic_Yoda"&gt;&lt;span&gt;@&lt;/span&gt;Epic_Yoda&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;span&gt;[sneaky grins and then goes back into the shadows cause I have to work]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*giggles* I see you sneakily sneaking around there, Pea *giggles*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;I did nothing. [chuckles]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*raises a brow* Mhmm *snorts*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Well, other than potentially knock you up. I say that in the most respectful way. [laughs] &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;And even then…I shared that responsibility with my husband. [laughs]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23TurkeyBastingFTW&amp;src=hash" data-query-source="hashtag_click"&gt;&lt;span&gt;#&lt;/span&gt;TurkeyBastingFTW&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; *laughs my ass off*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;SL continues…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;*hears the timer go off for the cookies, I get up off the floor, walk into the kitchen and shut off the annoying beep* Mmmmmm. Cookies &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;places an oven mitt on and reaches in, grabbing out the cookie tray, setting them on top of the stove, grabbing a spatula and begins to put &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;the cookies on the cooling rack* OMG! I can’t wait to try one! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*passes one over to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/Epic_Yoda"&gt;&lt;span&gt;@&lt;/span&gt;Epic_Yoda&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and then grabs one for myself* Be careful, Bud. They may be hot cause they’re fresh out of the oven &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*after the cookies cool down, I place them all into boxes to send off to the family* &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-timeline-link" href="http://t.co/YRas3RejsA" rel="nofollow" title="http://tmblr.co/ZT1S6vlZz8mZ" target="_blank" data-expanded-url="http://tmblr.co/ZT1S6vlZz8mZ"&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt;http://&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="js-display-url"&gt;tmblr.co/ZT1S6vlZz8mZ&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="tco-ellipsis"&gt;&lt;span class="invisible"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/51071141736</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/51071141736</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 10:39:17 -0400</pubDate><category>babywatch2013</category></item><item><title>@DeeMermaid @iAlexRoss @LittleBebeP @BrokenE @Dyani_Park *sends...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9dbe32a20c96320baf80abe80a3cd44b/tumblr_mn7d9kzTAR1ry06bio1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@DeeMermaid @iAlexRoss @LittleBebeP @BrokenE @Dyani_Park *sends these off to the family with a note* Dear Fam, It’s been a while since we’ve had a cookie break…So I made you some Coconut Macaroons for everybody.  Enjoy! Love, Mel &amp; Yoda &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/51069094947</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/51069094947</guid><pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 09:53:44 -0400</pubDate><category>family</category><category>food</category></item><item><title>aww.  I can see this being @AllegedlyChance &amp; @PlayingMyWay</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/463b599b920ac2e89982cf1c31e976d2/tumblr_mkwt6xeEJa1snzmymo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;aww.  I can see this being @AllegedlyChance &amp; @PlayingMyWay&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50655697775</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50655697775</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 11:25:32 -0400</pubDate><category>cute</category><category>couples</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f4a94f60f6ed2a767eaf9946ba717a81/tumblr_mmxbvzAKVs1qfpgxzo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50652356506</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50652356506</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 10:13:05 -0400</pubDate><category>quotes</category></item><item><title>cuddles are the best </title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4777d5dfbdabee682cadf676ba7509d7/tumblr_mkjpqeID1P1s55dl4o1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;cuddles are the best &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50652321131</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50652321131</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 10:12:16 -0400</pubDate><category>cute</category><category>couples</category></item><item><title>*nods lots and smiles* It’s always the best risk to take...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43ef3e61f47cb7eb24d7e4e9aeba141f/tumblr_mi5rveKcbw1rju27jo1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;*nods lots and smiles* It’s always the best risk to take cause you never know what could happen.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50652183496</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50652183496</guid><pubDate>Fri, 17 May 2013 10:09:05 -0400</pubDate><category>quotes</category></item><item><title>*laughs* Here ya go @TinManUnleashed</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd7da6a8bb0ec788fbf744844fa4c32f/tumblr_mmvfcuh0NR1ry06bio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;*laughs* Here ya go @TinManUnleashed&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50550981738</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50550981738</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 23:07:42 -0400</pubDate><category>friends</category></item><item><title>@KaneHartfield *laughs*</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe3915d03803fa057d6478044c26533a/tumblr_mmvemqMxDh1ry06bio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@KaneHartfield *laughs*&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50549765599</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50549765599</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 22:52:02 -0400</pubDate><category>cuddlebuddy</category></item><item><title>@AllegedlyChance @PlayingMyWay
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY,...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e2ab2ebbd2fe447a15a79bede847e343/tumblr_mmueo29Fkt1ry06bio1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@AllegedlyChance @PlayingMyWay&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY, MEL!&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;span&gt;[grabs &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s hand as we pull up to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s, grinning] Ready to show the Baby Mama some love? [chuckles before I get out &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;of the car,grabbing the gift I had for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and meeting &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; on the other side] She’s not got much time, baby. [leads &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; up to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s door, holding my box of goodies]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-grins and squeezes &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; hand before getting out, grabbing my gift for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;- Im more than ready. -walks to he door &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;with &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, excited to show &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; our thanks and shower her on Mother’s Day-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*thinks I hear somebody outside, I get up and realize &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; are coming up the driveway. Smiling, I meet them &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;At the door* hey guys! *smiles wide and gives &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; super squishy mel mel hugs* what brings you here?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[chuckles, hugging &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; sideways, grinning &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; before handing you a box with these in them] — &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-timeline-link" href="http://t.co/Zi3J5qIFyf" data-pre-embedded="true"&gt;pic.twitter.com/Zi3J5qIFyf&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span&gt;Happy Mother’s Day, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;!! [grins, waiting for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; to hand her his part of the gift] We wanted you to know how much &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;you mean to us.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*squees as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; hands me the box and gasps when I see the chocolate strawberries* oh you know me well *laughs* &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-grins and hugs &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, watching &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; hand over the first gift, hands her the flowers, winking- — &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-timeline-link" href="http://t.co/KlECCR1Zx1" data-pre-embedded="true"&gt;pic.twitter.com/KlECCR1Zx1&lt;/a&gt; &lt;span&gt;Happy Mother’s Day, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BabyMama&amp;src=hash" data-query-source="hashtag_click"&gt;#&lt;strong&gt;BabyMama&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*smiles at &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;* aww thank you. I love them!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[chuckles, kissing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s cheek] You’re welcome. Just a little something from us. [winks]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-chuckles- We just wanted to tell you how much we appreciate and love you, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;. -takes &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; hand-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[squeezes &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s hand and grins &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;] And that sometimes, single mom’s don’t get the recognition they deserve. You are &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; truly a great friend, and an amazing woman and mother. [grins] &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-smiles as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; speaks, nodding- Exactly. You’re amazing, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, and we wanted to let you know. We both love you &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;You’ve been an amazing friend and giving us the biggest gift, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;. So thank you. -hugs you once more- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[smiles, wrapping my arms around both &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, bear hugging you both] Just thought we’d surprise you, Baby Mama &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[chuckles, grabbing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s hand once more and grinning &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;] Hope your day is amazing. See you soon, Mel!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-chuckles at &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; bear hug, waving to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; as I take my husband’s hand once more- See you, later, Mel. Happy Mother’s &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;day! -smiles &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and leads him back to the car when &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; heads back into her house-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50495654033</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50495654033</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 09:55:14 -0400</pubDate><category>babywatch2013</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6uzizkrM81rqoyj0o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50494681834</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50494681834</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 09:31:30 -0400</pubDate><category>random</category></item><item><title>@AllegedlyChance @PlayingMyWay
Let The Turkey Basting...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2b27a9bbee7af6a5316471b13309db5c/tumblr_mmudjhR7VH1ry06bio1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@AllegedlyChance @PlayingMyWay&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Let The Turkey Basting Begin…&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;span&gt;[growls as I ride the elevator up to our floor, thankfully the doctor’s office didn’t close early, or else my work would have screwed us &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;over today, today was -THE- day, we were going for the procedure to get &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; pregnant, and hopefully, this one time would be &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;the only time we had to do it, walking off of the elevator and to our door, I unlock it and smile as I see &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; sitting on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;the couch, waiting for my arrival] Hey, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;!! You ready, baby?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-waiting impatiently for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; to get home. The doctor’s office is waiting and he should be home soon. My nerves are racing, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;anxious to get this procedure done. I stand up off the couch when &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; comes home, grinning and moving to him, everything &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;ready for our departure- I’m ready, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;. -takes a deep breath, smirking, taking your hand- All set, let’s get down there &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;and baste a turkey -snickers, kissing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; softly-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[chuckles against &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s lips, swatting your ass playfully] You know I’m ready, baby. [winks, sliding my hand down into yours, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;squeezing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s hand in mine] I can’t believe it’s finally time. [grins]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-grunts when &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; swats my ass, lacing my fingers in yours, leading you to the door, grinning- I can’t believe it either, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;baby -smirks, leaning in close- I’m gonna make you, cum so hard, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;. -locks the door behind us, taking the stairs down-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Gracey&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;When it comes to thanksgiving I will not be able to hear Turkey basting in the same way -I giggle-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[groans, biting down on my lip as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and I take the stairs down to the bottom floor] Baby! Jesus, let’s get there first before &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;you start the teasing, m’kay? [chuckles, pushing open the door for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and feeling the rain splash down on me]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-chuckles, shoulder bumping &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; as we step outside, looking up a moment- Damn rain. -heads towards the car in a hurry, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;smirking as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; unlocks the doors, quickly getting in, shaking off the water- I can’t help it, baby! -groans- Too long…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[climbs in the car, chuckling &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; as I pull my phone from my pocket] No damn joke, baby. [sends a quick text to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;saying that we were just leaving the apartment, and would meet her there, pressing send and grinning &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; as I start the car] &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;I guess it was -just- two days, but it’s been longer than that. [starts the car and pulls out into the rush hour traffic] &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-chuckles, turning on the radio as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; takes off, changing stations till I find a song I like, grinning at you- It’ll be &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;worth it, baby. -takes &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; hand, taking a nervous breath, knowing we can’t afford to do this more than once- Baby, the loan &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;came in, right?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[chuckles, lacing my fingers in with &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s, bringing his hand up and kissing it gently] No, not yet. It should be in by Monday &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;though. The doctor’s office knows their payment will come as soon as the loan goes through. [nods, dropping &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s and my &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;hands into my lap] Things are mostly set up though. [smiles, glancing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-grins &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, relaxing into the seat, our hands in your lap, smirking as I think about teasing you, but deciding not to yet- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Then I am no longer worried, baby. I still can’t believe we’re doing this, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;. -chuckles, watching out the window, my &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;leg bouncing nervously-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*jumps into my car and turns up the radio really loud as I drive down to the clinic, making up my own song as I drive* TODAY IS THE BIG DAY! &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Woo hoo! *feeling a little nervous and excited at the same time as I continue to drive, saying a few prayers on the way that this takes the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;First time. It’s really the only thing I worry about because I really don’t want to disappoint &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; or &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[grins, catching &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s nervous movements] You gonna make it over there? [chuckles, squeezing your hand] It’s happening, just &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; you wait. Are you going to bounce like that for the next couple weeks,while we wait for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; to pee on a stick? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-laughs, turning to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, squeezing your hand- I’ll try not to, baby. -smiles lovingly, flashes of what could be running &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;through my mind- It’s just exciting, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;. -chews on my lip nervously as we get closer- Giving our contribution will help.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Are you saying that you getting off will help with calming your nerves? [tries not to, but bursts out laughing, glancing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;we come to a stop at a stop light] I guess your right though. It does seem to calm you. And me too. [chuckles] &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-laughs, playfully glaring at &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; for laughing at me- Yes, my loving husband, that is exactly what I’m saying. Nothing like &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;a good release to calm the nerves -smirks, leaning over, kissing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; quickly before the light turns green again-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*facepalms and giggles* somebody needs a release. They MAY make it to the clinic *snorts*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;WE WILL! I promise. [chuckles]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Isn’t that the point? -laughs-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[chuckles as I kiss &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; back, hearing a horn blaring behind me, my immediate New Yorker response being to flip the car behind me &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;off, making a right into the parking lot of the doctor’s office] Stupid ass drivers. [chuckles, pulling the car to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;a stop and grinning &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;] You know I know that, baby. [winks] So, let’s go do this.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-snickers as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; flips off the car behind up, taking off my seatbelt once we’re parked, grinning at you- Eh, it’s New York &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;City, do you really expect any less? -laughs, nodding &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;- Yeah, let’s do this, baby. -opens my door and steps out into the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;rain, taking &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; hand when he comes around to my side, leading him quickly into the office, wonders why we don’t have coats-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[rushes inside the office with &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;,my shoulders haunches as the rain pelts me,looking around for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;] Guess we beat her!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-chuckles once &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and I are inside, seeing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; follow us in, waving- Barely beat her anyway. Shall we check in?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[grins, turning to see &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; following us in, reaching out and hugging her] Hey, Baby Mama. [chuckles, pecking &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s cheek before turning back to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and nodding] I’m on it. [walks up to the sliding glass window, checking all &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;of us in with the receptionist and giving her a smile before turning back to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;] Just a few minutes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*follows &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; to check in and does a little happy dance as we check in* oh this is exciting!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-grins as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; comes back, pulling &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; into a hug- It’s very exciting. Are you ready to be poked and prodded, Mel? &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-chuckles, knowing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and I have it easy, compared to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, turning back to Chance, taking his hand-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[grins at both &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, squeezing Konnor’s hand in mine] You sure your ready, Mel? [chuckles, sitting down in an &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;uncomfortable doctor’s office chair, waiting for them to call our names]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*laughs at &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;* yes. I’m a little nervous because I want this to work the first time, but I’m excited too&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-smiles &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, sitting between you and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;- Have faith, Mel, we do. -turns to Chance, kissing your cheek- Right, baby?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[nods, my smile bright as I watch both &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;] We do have faith. It’s called super sperm. [laughs]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*giggles* awesome! Go super sperm! I said a little prayer on the way too. So lets hope *crosses fingers*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-chuckles, shaking my head &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;- Well, that is why we had to wait, right, love? -looks up to the door, waiting &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;nervously, squeezing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; hand- They take their sweet time, don’t they?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[chuckles, squeezing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s hand in mine, just as the nurse comes out and calls &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s name, whispering] They like &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; to torture, huh, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;? [grins, standing up from my chair and motioning for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; to go first]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*smiles as I stand up and follow &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, taking a deep breath and letting it out slowly*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Like I’m not already being tortured -smirks &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; as we follow &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; in, waiting in the hall as they put Mel in one &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;room, giving &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; an encouraging smile- You got his, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BabyMama&amp;src=hash" data-query-source="hashtag_click"&gt;#&lt;strong&gt;BabyMama&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; -turning to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; as we’re led to a different room, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;chuckling as we walk in, listening to the man talk, taking our cup and nodding at his instructions-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[squeezes &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s hand as the doctor hands us the cup, glancing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; a bit sheepishly and chuckling] You going to be &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;alright…while we are gone? [raises a brow &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;] &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*laughs* the cup! *don don dooooooooon*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[aims perfectly]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*snorts as I think about what &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; are about to do in said cups* yup! *pops the p* I’ll be good *laughs*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-chuckles, and shuts the door behind me and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, keeping our goings on private from the clinic-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[disappears behind the door with &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; is prepped and readied for her procedure]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*lays down on the table, waiting for the turkey baster action to happen*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;~LOOOOOOOOONG WAIT~&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; [dead] Not that she doesn’t know what is going on right now…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;Oh i have a feeling &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23DirtyBirds&amp;src=hash" data-query-source="hashtag_click"&gt;#&lt;strong&gt;DirtyBirds&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; *laughs*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[coughs, stepping out from behind the door with &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, adjusting my clothes and grabbing Konnor’s free hand, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;leading us down to the nurses station, trying to keep the blush from appearing on my cheeks as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; hands the cup to her]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-feels my cheeks flush as the nurse takes the cup and instructs us to wait while the do the sperm wash before inserting &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;our “contribution’ inside &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, turning nervously to &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, quickly fixing my zipper- Well, that’s it? -smirks, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;kissing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; quickly- Fucking love you, baby. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*laughs uncontrollably as I see &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; walk back into the room* IT’S TURKEY BASTER TIME!!! *giggles more as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;The doctor does his thing, waiting to be told he’s all set* &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[grins against &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s lips, returning your kiss] I love you too, Konnor. [laughs as I hear &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; yelling from her room] &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; I think &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; is excited. Since it’s her turn and all. [chuckles]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-laughs, nodding &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;- Yeah, she’s a little excited -grins, kissing your cheek- This is it, baby! Now we just &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;wait for word from &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; in a couple weeks? -takes &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; hand, leaning back, smirking-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Mel&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;*sees the doctor come back over and turns my head so he can do the turkey baster thing*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[chuckles at the look on &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s face, settling into his side as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; has her part of the procedure done] Is that a &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;post-coital glow, baby? [raises a teasing brow &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-chuckles, leaning into &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, looking at our joined hands- I suppose it is, baby. -grins, letting out a long &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;breath, thumb brushing over &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; knuckles- How long do you think it will take with &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[shrugs a shoulder &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s question, chuckling just as I look up and see &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; come out of the back, grinning wide] Not &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;too long, obviously. [stands with &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, pulling &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; into my arms and hugging tight, stopping myself from making any &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;corny jokes]&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-chuckles, standing with &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and hugging &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, thanking her again for this- You take care of that, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-hashtag pretty-link js-nav" href="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23BabyMama&amp;src=hash" data-query-source="hashtag_click"&gt;#&lt;strong&gt;BabyMama&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; -grins, &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;winking &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;- That’s it? Now we just wait? -chuckles- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[chuckles &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; and winks &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;] I guess. I guess we better just get used to being patient. This is a long process, right?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-whimpers and nods &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;- yeah, very long, especially if it works -chuckles- Should we head out?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Chance&lt;/strong&gt;-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[nods &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s question, chuckling as we follow &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; out the door] Seriously Mel…thank you. From the bottom of my heart &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;[squeezing &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;’s hand and one-armed hugging &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; once more before we say our goodbye’s and head back to our own &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;cars, smiling &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PlayingMyWay"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PlayingMyWay&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; as I see &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; get safely to her vehicle] We are so lucky, baby.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Konnor&lt;/strong&gt;- &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;-cant stop smiling, walking out with &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;, hugging &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/PetticoatMel"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;PetticoatMel&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; once more and heading to our car, pinning Chance against the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;door, grinning wide &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt;- We really are, baby. We have each other, Gracey, and what Mel is doing. I don’t think anyone could &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;ever be as happy as us. -kisses &lt;/span&gt;&lt;a class="twitter-atreply pretty-link" href="https://twitter.com/AllegedlyChance"&gt;@&lt;strong&gt;AllegedlyChance&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;span&gt; quickly- Lets get home, baby?&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50494658095</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50494658095</guid><pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2013 09:30:53 -0400</pubDate><category>babywatch2013</category></item><item><title>@AriaBlazing Happy Mother’s Day to one of my favorite...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1367affc0576e39361d68a991f2fa1f1/tumblr_mmp5bnUMgI1ry06bio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/116b88f643c99655636fcb6c0ae8614c/tumblr_mmp5bnUMgI1ry06bio2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@AriaBlazing Happy Mother’s Day to one of my favorite expecting mama’s out there! Hope you enjoy your edible arrangement! Love, Mel &amp; Yoda&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50272460519</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50272460519</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 13:45:23 -0400</pubDate><category>friends</category></item><item><title>@DeeMermaid @SpiritedChaos @DevilishTease Happy Mother’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1367affc0576e39361d68a991f2fa1f1/tumblr_mmp55bvc471ry06bio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/116b88f643c99655636fcb6c0ae8614c/tumblr_mmp55bvc471ry06bio2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@DeeMermaid @SpiritedChaos @DevilishTease Happy Mother’s Day to my favorite Mama’s out there! Enjoy your edible arrangement! Love, Mel &amp; Yoda&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50272173317</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50272173317</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 13:41:35 -0400</pubDate><category>family</category><category>friends</category></item><item><title>@BrokenE @Epic_Yoda *wakes up to find Eddie and Yoda snuck into...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d057f76ccbda0b471b90b785b8753896/tumblr_mmo01iqihd1ry06bio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@BrokenE @Epic_Yoda *wakes up to find Eddie and Yoda snuck into the house with special Mother’s Day gifts for me. I giggle and smile as I see the daisies on my counter* Awww. Daises. My favorite. *I lean over and smell them and find two more boxes. I open up one box to find the cupcakes and then open another little box to find the necklace* Awe!? They always find the coolest things. *Places the necklace around my neck then grabs my cell and sends a quick text* Thank you both so much for my gifts. I love them.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50248056249</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50248056249</guid><pubDate>Sun, 12 May 2013 06:51:01 -0400</pubDate><category>family</category></item><item><title>callmetinman:

@PetticoatMel 

So true</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1efb4a5e18eb821bf00fb4d77d1a0081/tumblr_mmi73n5Hin1s5w9ito1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://callmetinman.tumblr.com/post/50084469736/petticoatmel" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;callmetinman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;@PetticoatMel &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So true&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50084869965</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/50084869965</guid><pubDate>Fri, 10 May 2013 08:21:49 -0400</pubDate><category>music</category><category>random</category></item><item><title>@TinManUnleashed {@CallMeTinMan} *comes out with a cake and...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dc37fd1ca3224a08e09227427efd0c48/tumblr_mmdstfwtDI1ry06bio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;@TinManUnleashed {@CallMeTinMan} *comes out with a cake and clears my throat and starts singing* Happy Birthday too you! Happy Birthday too you! Happy Birthday dear Luke! Happy Birthday tooooooo youuuuuuuuuu! *smiles* I hope you have a wonderful day. You deserve it.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/49775933084</link><guid>http://petticoatmel.tumblr.com/post/49775933084</guid><pubDate>Mon, 06 May 2013 10:41:39 -0400</pubDate><category>friends</category></item></channel></rss>
